gfffgghh.



lady gaga is crazy. but good crazy. i can't stop watchinggg.. it's sooo pretty and creepy and awesome omg. i didn't even like the song when it premiered on the radio (stfu ryan seacrest, i KNO you gay) but now i have it on repeat ALL DAY. D: i think this bitch is flawless now NOOOO.

so guys, halloween costume next year, y/y?



no more personal space crowding at parties for me hurhur.

so whats up guysssss i got my mcat score back (after all that whining) and i got a 32R! (above 30 is considered competitive) *fagface* 8D i was so happy and gay and rolling on the floor like a tard holy crap. and i finished sending in my medical school secondaries so i'm waiting for interview invites (if i ever get any GASPWHEEZE DIE).. so yeah.

yayy veterens day! gonna be girly and bumalicious all day~ finished with a face mask, hair conditioning, showering forevers, moisturizing, and now my nails are drying. i forgot my black nail polish at homeee :(

brb gonna go learn the hip shake dance from bad romance and do it in the mirror of my room. oh god i got a gaga icon i didn't think i'd be such a stan :(

ETA: here is the mp3 of bad romance if you loved it :D ♥

i swear to god, every time i have an important email to send through my school email, it almost always sends that email to my recipients' spam box. WTF, EMAIL, i check the box that says "high priority" not so you can think it has higher priority of not being read D:<

i'm sorry guys, but i couldn't take the RA position. thank you for still leaving an opinion though. :( ♥ i really was excited to start (i even was dreaming up way to make my hall theme to be superheroes/comic books and shopping around michael's pretending to be a craft nerd when i can't even make origami). in addition to finding out i don't get my own bathroom/shower in my room (that can cause complications when i bust someone in my hall), i'm graduating this year, doing research in a new lab, working as a biology tutor, and in the process of medical school application. :( i'd just die in the middle of my hall and set my residents rooms on fire out of rage (and charge them for it). and that's not fair to them. D:

so yeaaah, the email was to tell the resident directors i couldn't take the RA job. :( and i really need it to get through ASAP so they can find someone new to replace me. thankfully, i didn't cancel the contract for my apartment. but i'm afraid the housing people will make my apartment life hell for leaving them on such short notice

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS: i get 3 weeks of summer left, i get to visit dragon_gypsy up in santa babebara (see wut i did there hurrrrr), less work for me, and uhh less stress? man i've been lashing out on people via text. but it's ok cause they're boys and boys don't have feelings.

i just resent the email. D: i know, i know, i could call them, but i prefer not to hear them call me derogatory names over the phone. :c at least if they did it through email, i could pretend they were noobs that thought the internet was serious business. and i'm a wuss. :(

in other news, i joined a dance class. it was my first time and i'm SO uncoordinated. it was a latin dance combo'd with something i don't know (the class is free, so idc :D), and for the life of me i can't shake/gyrate my butt or boobies. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO THAT? is it cause i'm asian........ cause i can't roll my r's either, but i notice all the mexicans can roll their r's (burrr~rrrito) AND they can booty/boobie shake so well it should be included in the medical profession to bring back the comatose. IS THERE A BONE IN MY BUTT/BOOBS I CAN SHAKE? cause i seem to be lacking it. it must be a linked gene with rolling r's.

SHOW ME YOUR BEST BOOTY/BOOBIE SHAKE.



HOW DO YOU DO THAT

I NEED YOUR OPINION/ADVICE/ASL:

a resident advisor (RA) is: kinda the big bro/sis of the (usually) freshman dorm. an RA is an upperclassman that is trained to deal with emergencies, emotional problems (homesickness, breakups, bad grades), and helping first years adjust to college. they organize events and activites, and are always there for their residents. they live in the halls to make sure the rules are enforced.

ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AN RA? OR KNOW ANYONE WHO IS?

HOW BUSY IS IT? CAN YOU STILL BE A SUPER NERD? HOW WERE YOUR RESIDENTS?

my sudden interest in the RA job is because just 3 days ago, i got offered the position at the freshman dormitory. earlier in the year i tried out for the job to get free and board (i act like i'm poor when i'm not, idk why; it must be the asian in me). cause if i got the RA, my year at school would be free - my tuition is already covered by scholarship, but my apartment is RIDICULOUS. so i end up paying still. so i tried out, and i got on the alternatives list, since they thought i was good, but they didn't have enough spots. so it was like a waitlist.

i was cool with it and took it as a rejection and renewed my contract with my apartment. and now they suddenly want me to be RA for the upcoming school year. and give me until tomorrow (monday) at 5 PM. OH THANKS GUYS, THAT'S SO CONSIDERATE.

( here's a list of pros and cons )

PLEASE LEAVE ME YOUR ADVICE OR COMMENTS IN THE SPACE BELOW (i sound like a youtube vlog). THANKS BABES♥

IF YOU HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED AN RA BEFORE, JUST TELL ME WHAT KIND OF THEME YOU WOULD WANT YOUR HALL TO BE.

I WAS THINKING OF:
1. LIBRARY. SO EVERYONE HAS TO STFU ONCE THEY WALK IN SO I CAN STUDY AND SLEEP.
2. something racist
3. pictures of the verizon guy beat up/dead all over the walls. cuz verizon sucks major ass. i swear, every time i see a commercial and their claims that their service works ~everywhere~, i want to punch him in his ugly jumpsuit

guhhh just finished my MCAT (medical colleges admission test) like 5 hours ago and i'm soooooo- well i'd say dead (i thought i would be) but instead i feel oddly... empty? LIKE THERE'S NOTHING TO STUDY FOR NOW. wow i've reached the bottom of the nerd hole *cries into hands*

thank you to those lovely bbs that wished me luck ♥ (and the ones who remembered and texted me too, even though they don't know i have a journal c:) i think it really worked, i think i got one of the easier versions of the test. :') now hopefully i didn't fuck it up with my stupid.



cause that was me yesterday. except i didn't have a sexy swest (sweater + vest).

i kinda review-crammed everything yesterday. omg i'm so glad i didn't have optics or lens on the physical science section. i can't say much else about it cause i was sworn to secrecy about the test like a cult. but yeah, i crammed a bit too much, i went to bed tired (lot of people swear to not doing anything the day before). i chose to be extra nerd, i mean i only get one chance right? (i mean i hope to only take it once omg. i would not want to relive the horror)

:( i had a MCAT dream last night too. i was in a professor layton-like setting, where i'd talk to people and they'd give me a puzzle. instead they'd give me MCAT questions. man, i was pissed. and, like the professor layton game, it didn't have a "release a rapist on the villagers so they'd stfu" option.

that thing was intense. they took my fingerprint every time i went in and out of the testing room. and a camera was on me the entire time (and a mic in the pacing/freak out/waiting room). at first it made me paranoid, but after a while i just didn't care and started being gross. cough. yeaaahh.

( cut for nerdtastic ranting )

oh well. now i just have to wait 30 days for my score. i can only hope for the best until then. and add the finishing touches to my applications. sighhh.

AND FINALLY BE A BUM!!!! omgosh yes... i can finally vegetate reading non-educational books and watching videos not on the circulatory system :') and finally stop refusing my friends' parties and hangouts to sexydance with books.

i just noticed that now i have all the time in the world to surf the interbutt, all the stuff that distracted me during studying is not as interesting anymore. wtf, world.

I HATE YOU, MCAT.

UGHHHH I'VE BEEN STUDYING LIKE 6-8 HOURS A DAY FOR A MONTH FOR THIS STUPID THING. AND WORKING ON MY MEDICAL SCHOOL APPLICATIONS TOO. OMG I'M LIKE A CORPSE OF WHAT I USED TO BE. SEXY CAN I, AMIRITE.

for those who don't know, the mcat is the medical college admissions test. you take it and TRY to get a good score to make yourself worthy to medical schools so they'll pull you into their school (after you give them more money, write them bullshit essays, and do interviews) and rape you. YEAAAFAK. MY APPLICATION IS 20 PAGES LONG, I AM SO TIRED.

i'm going to CRY FIRST, then sleep/party so hard after this. omg. i forgot all my physics, inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry... hahahahahahahaaaaaahiudgfusfgs.

AND there are AVATAR marathons on nicktoons every afternoon i think sokka is a yummy mansandwich but I HAVE TO RESIST ITS AWESOME(!) AND DRAG MY NERDASS TO THE LIBRARY AND STUDY. GRFFGHHH.

EVEN THE LIBRARIANS RECOGNIZE ME NOW. AND WAVE.

one's a dj, so that's pretty cool! he started talking to me while i was stealing their scratch paper to do notes, and he told me about how he spins at some club in LA and wanted me to watch him. yeaaaah i was so flirty, i said "sorry, i gotta study ;c byebye♥"

i kinda learned to not study in a study room alone since i'm a girl and i go everyday. cuz this middle-aged creeper kept going into the room (like, he'll knock and then just let himself in, wtf) and try to talk to me, saying "i notice you come here everyday... and you're the cutest asian girl i've seen~" and get my number. it felt REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.. especially since they study room is in plain view of the other people who use the library, so doesn't he feel weird for doing that? ughh ew. he did it like 3 times already. i had to pretend i had a policeman boyfriend that liked to beat up people for fun.... so now i study in the common area and stare at the cute little kids toddling about with summer reading books bigger than them and smiling like a pedo.. :\

YEAH SO I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING CAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN DEAD. MENTALLY.

I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT~ i read your journals like a creeper♥

MY TEST IS IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS, I WANT TO DIE

*goes back to studying* :'(

FFFfffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFF

THIS DUDE I JUST BARELY MET SENT ME A PICTURE TEXT MESSAGE OF HIM NAKED

NAKED.

WHYY

HNNNNNNG.

WHY ISN'T HE WEARING CLOTHES ON MY PHONE

it was like this:
him: heyy did you celebrate 420, girl? :) lol
me: hi. what's 420.. ?
him: it's national pot day! omg you never smoked pot before?
me: (what kind of girl do you think i am) nope
him: do you want to? wanna smoke it with me? i promise i'll be gentle ;)
[after this i didn't respond]
him: hey? you wanna?
[now i was in the computer lab printing lecture notes and deleting his texts. then i see my phone going "I'M RECEIVING A PICTURE TEXT MESSAGE FAK YAH" and i just had this bad feeling about what the picture could be. i assumed it was just him looking high and stupid but then i opened it and...

8====3 hello 2 u

him: hehe i hope u like it
me: where are your clothes :(

and i felt so dirty seeing that in a public area. what if there were cameras behind me in the lab and they recorded me looking at naked stranger bits D:

it's not like i met him at a party or something either! it was in my biochemistry lecture! of all places! i guess that's what i get for sitting alone in the front?? my friends wanted to sit in the back and i wanted to sit in the front cause the professor is the one i do research for (so i had to make myself visible so he would know i love him and his lectures). so i sit down in an open spot in the front next to some guy and took notes. he was staring at me a lot throughout lecture, but i thought maybe he was trying to catch a friend's attention who was sitting behind me or something.

but after lecture he follows me out, asks me about the class, and asks for my number so we can study together. i don't study with others, but since i noticed he took really good notes (i'm such a nerd for noticing that :c) and he was kinda cute, i gave it to him in case i needed to borrow them.

since then i dropped the class cause i'm too busy with my other classes and medical school apps. :( he texted me about the midterm, but i told him i dropped and thought he would just stop after that. but instead he made conversations and said we should hang out and stuff. i didn't think much of it cause my guy friends were always "wanna come over ;)" and i'd go "no :) i'm studying" and they're pretty much harmless and clothed.

WHY DO YOU SEND THESE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ???

or maybe he's warning me about a clothing bandit going around but that's still not okay. :(

whoo OBAMA-RAMAAAA.



what a cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything.

GTFO BUSH

still, i still felt a bit bad for the guy when people boo'd bush as he walked onstage and he was like "why nobody clap for me :("

for once, HOORAYY 8 AM microbio lab lecture! cause after it ended at 9, i wandered into the library wondering if i could watch the inauguration on live feed on the internet or something. but then my library is so smart and sassy, it had a screening of the it in a conference room. :'D

WITH patriotic donuts too. YEAH so it can straight to my thighs so i can have patriotic thunder thighs. sexy can i buy myself a drank

obama is ~omg stunning~. seriously tho, he has talent in giving speeches. his word choice and messages are awesome, and i'm not sure if he has a teleprompter or not, but he makes it seem like he doesn't have one and still rocks it. get it bb

i'd watch the parade too, but i have microbio lab to prep for :( and i think i'm supposed to be in research in a few minutes. my grad student is gonna throw acid on me.

c'mon, doctors don't need to know physics. do i really need to know the velocity and kinetic energy of my patient when i throw him against the wall angrily for not following my prescription? i don't think so (and i really don't care).

okay, organic chemistry i can understand that i need to know. oh, but i still hate it. it's my fault cause i was getting distracted and stuck it in the wrong hole on the first midterms. :| so this time i have to do really, really well. and the final too. oh fuck me. >:c

oh oh, but even greater news is that my two most hated subjects this quarter have their finals on the same day for me. but that's not it: their final day is on the very last day of the quarter (some courses have their finals on earlier dates so some people get out earlier), so while my friends roll around in the california snow, i'm burying my face in organic and physics' asses. AND SANTA WON'T VISIT MY HOUSE. FUCKING SHIT.

and when my hairy professor stood before us and said "so your final will be on friday, december 14th, at 7:00 PM - 10:00 pm. yes, it's late but we couldn't get a big enough room before then lol.", my friends had to hold me back before i ran down there and punched him in the face (me: JUST ONE HIT. AND I'LL GO BACK TO MY SEAT. I PROMISE. him: NOOO, HIS BEARD MIGHT EAT YOU).

academic life kinda sucks. :| but i've been working in the hospital lately, and (OH SHI-- i'm about to go into sappy mode) i still think i'm pretty lucky to have my health. i could ramble on, but i won't. i'll just study hard. JAJA.

OH SHIT, I THINK I HAVE A HOSPITAL SHIFT RIGHT AFTER MY FINALS. AWWWWW JESUS CHRIST.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

oh hay LJ. i need to take you out for runs and updates more. your thighs are getting chunky. kinda... with a cottage cheese-like texture. >8\ ...aw, hey, don't cry... your hair is still fabulous.

THIS IS HOW I GET COUNTLESS HOT TAMALE DATES. 8U!

anyway.

what i was screeching about earlier. so my apartment assignment is fucked up.

let's see here, sir. i requested a single apartment. maybe living by myself. that'd be nice. sure, there's the safety issue, but my last roommie went out and partied so much every night and ending up in some random dudes' beds that i stopped caring where she was after the first 34 times.

and the whole leaving an old cupcake on her desk for 4 months thing was not sexy. i wouldn't throw it away cause i thought she might eventually want to eat it, but when my friends came over and greeted the little dessert and then wondered why the FUCK it was still there, someone threw it away. and it wasn't me. again, i thought she might want to eventually enjoy the moldy old baked treat.

so i asked for no surprise roommie- by hey, giving me NO roommate. 8D OMG SMART. and i will not room with my wifey cause marriage does not mean you have to cohabitate i don't want to test out the theory that best friends who room together end up hating each other and move out day results in the ripping open of and devouring of the others' organs.

also, we sleep at different times. and i could not study with her around cause we'd GOSSIP. ALL. THE. TIME. AHHH I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU. DAMMIT MAKE ME A SAMMICH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. *turns on the game*

AND. HOUSING DECIDES TO GIVE ME 3 ROOMMATES. 3 PEOPLE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. when i received that letter in the mail, i was "SCORE. UNDISCLOSED INFO... THIS PROBABLY TRANSLATES TO, NO ROOMIE FOR YOU, YOU SEXY FOX YOU ;DD" and fed my awesome fish doug (REMEMBER HIM? YEAH HE'S ALIVE OMFG AND HE KEEPS BUILDING ME BUBBLE NESTS. HEHE TOO BAD I CAN'T LET YOU BREED, YOU HORNY FISH YOU.) sure, they put me in one of the farthest building and i have to walk and get to absorb as much as delicious cancer-promoting UV rays as i can possibly dream, but it's alright. i like walking.

then, i checked my email after being away and get a mysterious email from a mysterious girl. turns out she's my "apartment-mate". and so are her 2 high school friends. oh nooooo. 3? 3 PEOPLE? god forbid me sounding like a nerd but, HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO STUDY WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN ONE LIVING ENVIRONMENT?

sure i love partying and socializing, but some people don't have a limit. i hope they do. or i'll have to spend my life in the library again. on the 2nd floor. which my friend just told me is haunted. lil hottie francis says he'll accompany me, but i don't think he can do shit against a spirit of a dead murdered. :c and that's just wonderful.

and i found out my move-in day is next monday. which is 2 days from now. AHAHAHA WHAT?? lol how come was i not informed of this? roflmao i'm pissed. >8(

ok so monday is now complain day. i want one roommate. no more, maybe less if preferable. UGGH. SEE, MY SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND IT'S ALREADY SUCKING. WAAAAAAAAAH.

and i just came back from soaking in las vegas' fabulous spas and sipping juice to see this. actually i was supposed to show dino around with wifey but my flight was late 8U oh wah. i think i'll go pick up my paycheck and go shopping. 8\

OH BTW. a meme from mr.khover. i got tagged months ago but my memory is as sharp as an AIDS needle. sometimes.

Rules: Post the explanation of where your username(s) came from. Then tag TEN users whose explanations you'd like to hear. If you are tagged, then post the explanation to your page.

doctor_sasuke! why? lol, it's just amazing. dur.

alright.

1. sasuke was my favorite naruto character. (now he's buttfucking itachi for the top spot. they are both so uchihalicious. but so is mr. uchiha (♥), but stop getting off topic.)
2. becoming a doctor is my dream profession. i've been wanting to be a doctor since i was 3 1/2. (lol you silly asian parents. you do your job so well.) oh. and i still do. 8C
3. this plus me being a fangirl, i had a naughty thought that sasuke would make a steamy doctor that any patient would strip and bend over for. i have a crude old scribbling of this and i am so ashamed. dishonor dishonor dishonor.

and when LJ went "LOL USERNAME PLZ", it was born.

TA.

DA.

and as the usual rebellious scruffian i am, i refuse to tag anyone. or lj-cut. but scrolling is good exercise, you gays. 8)

have a good evening, honeys.

have fun, kids.

I HAVE MY BIOLOGY FINAL TOMORROW AND I'M GOING TO FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( more screaming )
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oops forgot to put that behind cut.

OK maybe my guy friends need to tone down on their hotness. just a little bit. CAUSE SRSLY, if they're gonna go into the library, knowing i practically live in there during finals, and try to get me to study with them, AUGH D8. AND IT'S HARD TO REFUSE CAUSE THEY'RE DREAMY. but then i refuse. BUT THEN I CAN'T FOCUS CAUSE THEIR SEXINESS SWIRLS AROUND ME AND CHOKES ME SO THAT I CAN'T READ MY NOTES/TEXTBOOKS/PRACTICE EXAMS. ok i'm exaggerating but my concentration sucked today.

&besides not studying to my fullest potential, i think failure is upon my biology-final horizon cause the material we are supposed to retain and know inside-out-upside-down-doggie-style-69 is ridiculous. I'M GETTING PERMANENT FROWN LINES AS I TYPE.

I USED TO LOVE BIOLOGY. BIOLOGY USED TO LOVE ME. WHAT HAPPENED TO US. TO OUR BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP?? ;__; WHAT DIRTY BITCH CAME BETWEEN US ahhhh

PLEASE GOD LET ME GET AN A I'LL STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS IN THE WRONG AREAS.

FOR A WEEK.

it's sad that the my most recent entry is me rambling about a fat old man coming to pop my flist's cherry and wishing everyone a merry christmas. 8C

WELL ANYWAY. I'M DONE WITH FINALS. i didn't even post about my winter quarter! 8CC nothing about my super hot biology professor, girly drama liek OMg SHE'S WITH HIM (guy #1), AND TOLD ANOTHER gUY (guy #2) SHE LIKES HIM, BUT SHE LET HIM (guy #3) TOUCH HER IN THE NO-NO AND TA-TAS?? (i'm not making this up rofl), blahblah, i can't remember anyway right now. maybe that's why people have journals/diaries for a reason.

HAYHAY LOOK WHAT TIME I'M POSTIN. *feels so hardcore*

for the past week i've been sleeping late cause i have no self-discipline and i wouldn't really study until 11 PM, wasting all my other time in the library touching myself to pictures of my calculus professor.

and by being awful, i stressed myself.

me: AHHHHHH I HATE FINALS I HATE LIFE I HATE CORN WHY MUST THE CAFETERIA SERVE THAT
face: AW, TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, CHAP. 8DDD
me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
face: I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP 8DD
me: NO WAY. REALLY? WE NEVER gET ALONg. HOW SWEET OF YOU. 8D
face: YUP *grows tons of pimples* 8DDDD
me: WTF!!!!!!!
face: WAIT DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY
me: FUCK

WHY DOES MY LAPTOP SUCK DDD8 NOW BOTH MY g, H AND DELETE KEY IS BROKEN WHAT THE QUEER

so to try and fix the disarray of wrinkles, stress lines (look at me, i sound like a 40 year old WOO-WOOMAN), and permanent frown on my face, i thought eagerly to myself after i left the chemistry testing room, "FAK YEAH, NOW I CAN SLEEP A LOT AND PUT ON FACE MASKS AND UN-UgLY MYSELF."

but srsly, i'm just asking for it. D8 i ended up not being able to nap (the whole "LOL NOW I CAN SLEEP UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES" = body: LOL NOT TODAY BITCH *wide awake*) then i went to get boba and dinner and buy cutesy asian stuff with dino and leslie. then went back to their room to gossip and watch/ruin movies and rofl. till 1 AM. so i was "OK SO I'M OFF A FEW HOURS BUT WHEN I gET BACK I'LL SLEEP CCC8"

then they walked me back and we had girl talks for another 2 1/2 hours. DDD8 and now i'm wasting more time. am i smart or am i smartest.

---

WELL TAT WAS A WEEK AgO. i didn't even end that with a proper exit. 6___9 i probably fainted at the deskfloor. now if my spelling seems to have decayed to awfulness, it's my keyboard. i am not making lame excuses for my failure. 8CC now i think the apostrope won't work too. WTF. DD8<

my dad wants to take it to best buy and get it fixed, but i wring my tiny asian hands over the tech dudes stumbling across my pr0n folders and going "WAT IS DIS LOL" and then telling daddy and he'll lock me in the freezer/oven, depending on how dishonored he feels. so i'm doing doggie tricks for a new lappy.

AND my spring break is over. 8[ i'm back at school. i went to te library on the first day of the quarter and it was empty. te librarians ROFLed at me and i think one had a heart attack. 8[ now i'm going to give myself a manicure/pedicure while watching thewinekone. cause i think he's hot.

SO OH HAY LJ WHATS UP *watches inactive, obese LJ struggle and wheeze for a fried chicken thigh* 8C

subject title stolen from the sexy jack sparrow xmas theme banners hanging in my favorite mall. ♥



HE'S LOCATING YOUR SWEET ASS. SURRENDER TO THE JOLLY THAT IS IN HIS PANTS SANTA AND BEND OVER TO HIM. LET HIM PLUNDER YOUR SANCTUARY AND LEAVE HIS GLORIOUS GIFTS. RAAAAAAAAAH.

i can say whatever i want cause i'm getting coal no matter what i do/say/fap to.

christmas cards are not sent out yet! D: the mailman sneaked around my street and delivered the mail with ninja-like stealth (and off schedule too! D8< he knew i was going to shove some envelopes down his badly colored shortshorts so he came really early) and when i ran after him, waving my letters about, he sped off in his midget truck. he smacked his lumpy, misshapened ass in my direction and chuckled. enraged, i climbed into my car and drove after the ungrateful dickwad. i was very close to him - my spedometer read 80 mph - but then he made a sharp turn towards a cliff and leapt his tiny vehicle over it to the other side. my car couldn't perform such a feat so i had to give up. SORRY GUYZ. I TRIED. also, i ran out of stamps. 6____9 so you shall receive christmas tidings and wishes after christmas.

my favorite boba store is closed until new years. AND THAT'S WHEN I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. DD8 *stabs knife through hand, sobbing*

my mom just told me i'm weird. :\

I'M GOING TO VEGAS FOR CHRISTMAS. cause all the relatives' and friend's parties were yesterday, the days before, and today. DD8 so why poke a santa i captured around when i can STARE AT STRIPPERS, INHALE SECOND-HAND SMOKE, AND LOSE RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY (AKA GAMBLE)?

anyone else spending the day of jesus' birth in SIN CITY, THROW YO HANDS IN THE AIR AND WAVE 'EM ABOUT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.

so if you see an underaged asian girl loitering around the slot machines and chippendales posters, smack her ass and say hi. most likely it isn't is me. i'll screech and act like i don't understand your warm greeting. ♥

with much retardness typed:

MERRY CHRISTMAS♥

have a safe, happy holiday, everybody!

EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART GO PLANET

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S AN HERO, GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO

ok so time to send out christmas cards, you gays.

people i already owe letters (these include shitty drawings):

• coonz
  
• sasori
  
• hanshi
  
• sorrosa
  
• floopy3
  
• drusilla27
  
• ketsi_aiita_n

cards:

• cerridwene
  
• comettail
  
• panksters
  
• p_drake
  
• bakkhos

etc:

• zimthehomicidal [drawing + my signature (to get illegal prescriptions)]

6____9 IF YOU WANT A CARD, JUST LEAVE ME A COMMENT WITH YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN CUM ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE MAIL YOU ONE. i'm not mailing out any more letters, though. i'm a bit of a perfectionist so it takes me time to write them and cancer them with colors and dribbles of ugly. so if you get my letter late (say st. patrick's day), please don't come to the return address and beat me. D: I BRUISE EASILY. DDD8

people on the letters list, please list a thing/person/character you want me to draw. tip: maybe not your favorite character/pairing cause i might uglify it. if you don't comment, i will draw a picture of whatever flies by my window. D;

AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SENT ME CARDS/LETTERS TO MY COLLEGE (LOL) ADDRESS, I WON'T GET THEM UNTIL AFTER NEW YEARS. BUT ONCE I GET THEM, I WILL WRITE YOU BACK A LOVELY LETTER.

comments are screened rofl.

LOLLERCAWKS I GOT A'S ON ALL MY FINALS *rolls around in happiness and catches fire and AIDS*

YEAHYEAHEYAHEYAHEYAYEAAAAAAH!!!

when i found out i got an A+ on my calculus final, i started screaming "FUCK YEAH" over and over in my dorm room while dancing and flipping my desk and punching the abused closet. and i forgot to close the window. again. SO I GOT IN A DANCE AND LOOKS OF "WTF R U ON CUZ I WANT SUM" AHAHA WHATEVAH, WHATEVAH, I DO WHAT I WANT *draws A+ on butt and shakes it and dances awfully*

but i still have a B+ in my english class. D8< it's not fair cause i transferred into that class late so i lost out on points previous assignments. also, my professor is a grammar nazi so even though my grammar is correct in accordance to newspapers, critical essays, novels, textbooks, and the like, my professor is like 'OMG NEVAR' and hacks my beautiful A to a B. DDD'8 I THINK I WILL SPAM HER EMAIL ACCOUNT WITH EMAILS OF BEGGING AND PATHETICNESS.

"DEAR ENGLISH TEACHER WHO'S A GRAMMAR NAZI,

IF I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB- NO WAIT EW YOU'RE UGLY AND OLD AND PROBABLY HAVE CRABS GET YOU AN INFLATBLE BOYFRIEND AND A NEW WARDROBE CAUSE YOUR OUTFITS ARE HIDEOUS, CAN I GET AN A? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AGHHHHHHHH HUDSFSUDGI

SINCERELY
FUCK YOU"

YOU THINK IT'LL WORK YOU GUYS???

so anyway i finally decorated our christmas tree! :DD it's so pretty and sparkly and i put on so many lights and tinsle it gave me a seizure. it's gonna be my new favorite place to fap sit near. 8DD

OH BTW magnum44 translated my sasunaru fic into RUSSIAN~ 8DD I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT BUT IT LOOKS SO PRETTY. KYAAKYAAA-

i almost drank my shower gel instead of my water bottle. D8 *sitting in middle of mess from moving back home*

OK NOW I'M GONNA GO SHOPPING. 8DDD YAAAAA I WANNA RIDE SANTA'S LAP ...WAIT

fgsfds

these dudes hit on me in a restaurant. in front of my entire family during thanksgiving. D: grgffh I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE, GRANDPA, I SWEAR. D8

i was hanging out with the younger children there are no holidays for a pedobear and these four guys sitting across the restaurant kept watching, smiling, and waving at me. i'd go "ahuhuhdur" and turn away and cry over the fortune i got in the fortune cookie. :[ it says i was a really cultivated person and i should cultivate that. QUE WHAT QUE QUE QUE desu.

then they were done with their meal and they got up and started to leave. the first three tried to wave/smile at me but i pretended the dirty plate in front on me was the sexiest thing in the world. then the oldest dude walked up to me and gave me his card and winked at me. my uncles and my grandpa and my aunt saw. D: and then all the little children went "OMG LOL HES YOUR LOVER (excuse me since when do children under 10 know this word) WHAT'S THE CARD SAY WHAT'S THE CARD SAY" and i threw it in the jello.

apparently, his name is michael. D8 and i can't prank call him now cause his number is smeared in jello and weird sauces and fingerprints from the children passing it around and giggling at my demise and humiliation.

MY FINALS (+ ONE MIDTERM) ARE IN TWO WEEKS. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8 so textbooks and i are stepping up our relationship from just making out to sexual intercourse. ♥

i want straight A's for this quarter! DX even though i started off really, really bad and thought i could get away with it cause, hey, i owned in high school lololnoit'snotthesame. so i'm gonna be AWOL/MIA/AFK/BBL/BRB/ACRONYM. doing what my icon is doing. teehee. D: *tears of blood* good luck to everyone on their finals/life/boyslaves/feet. 8[

i shouldn't have left my laptop at school during thanksgiving weekend. D9 i bet it's stolen or being used as evidence to put me behind bars right now.

they said my dorm building is supposed to be the most boring and quietest.

FALSE ADVERTISING. DDDDD8< *lawsuitlawsuitlawsuit*

me: *steps out of hallshared!bathroom after finished getting ready for bed and runs straight into cheerleader next door*
cheerleader: *has on green bra and green panties and strutting down hallway* HIII DR. SASUKE~ I'M A GREEN LIGHT~ 8D
me: D:
cheerleader: 8DD
me: *stares at her love handles* D:
cheerleader: HEHE, HOT RIGHT?? 8DD
me: ...right on. *finger snap + point and quickly locks self in room*
*later*
cheerleader: *knocks on door* HEYYYYYYYY~
me: *mid-rape by calculus* YUH. D8
cheerleader: CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US?? 8DD
me: ...sure. *goes into hallway to see three more girls in bra and panties only, with the colors red, yellow and black*
cheerleader: WE'RE A STOPLIGHT~ 8DD
girl in black bra+panties: I'M A STREETLIGHT POLE~~ 8DD
*all of them give me their cameras*
me: uhhh. *takes the pictures of them climbing all over each other*
one girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY MYSPACE 8D
another girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK 8DD
me: *takes the pictures and rushes back into room and slams head over and over in desk drawer*

AND THEN.

some stupid, ugly guy shows up in their dorm and they have a mass STD-transfer-process next door while really loud music with an annoying bass played. i had to ram their door down three times to tell them to stfu cause i had class early tomorrow.

i am not enough of an asshat to call the RA on duty but really it was cause i didn't have the number, but i was thinking about poisoning them/leaving a cobra in their room/calling one of my buddies from jail and letting him loose in the hall. but i hope they die of AIDS soon. *closes drawer on hand* D8<

IN GOOD NEWS, I GOT A FUCKING A ON MY CALCULUS MIDTERM. AHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT, FOB PROFESSOR. TAKE THAT, STUPID BUT SMART GUY WHO STEALS MY SEAT IN THE LECTURE AND SITS NEXT TO ME ANNOYINGLY AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW HE ACED THE LAST MIDTERM AND PASSED THE AP CALC TEST WITH A 5, I SCORED HIGHER THAN YOU. LAWWWWWWL. *elephant falls through upstairs!neighbor's room and crushes me*

hm. i remember once when anna said i go through boys so quickly and i think i agree now. .___. my standards for men are unreasonably high i'm jesus lol. dumpplz.

k_etsuru_i and drusilla27, i got your letters! :DD thanks youuuus! ♥ at first my mailbox was filled with pink slips going "you have letters addressed to your mailbox, but not to your name. please come to the RSO to confirm them." and when i stumbled in there all drunk, the lady goes "you have a letter from england from kevin: cactus of EVIL" and i lawled. i said yea that's mine cause cactuses write to me and she said "are you also mr. sexypants?" and i almost caught fire because she didn't recognize the obvious "MR. SEXYPANTS" characteristic of me. D:< i♥them.

now i have to go drop off my chem lab report in my TA's mailbox. argh it is so ugly far but at least i'll burn some calories. penis. lard. fat penis.

OMG JUST GO ALREADY.

i lost my [room/building access + food getter] card. DDDDX FUCK.

FUCK.

EFF

YOO.

CEE.

KAY.

great now i'm locked out of my building, hall, and room until i find it. well, until i call my roommate and whine into the phone that i'm stuck outside and i want in. and that she should drop whatever she is doing and open the door for me while i sputter apologizies and get diarrhea from anger.

pajammmer pants' pockets do not make good stuff holders. D:< sonny, francis and nam went out to the university village and i didn't go cause i had 15 chapters of mayor of casterbridge to read lawl. but they brought me boba anyway and when i got it, i probably lost my fucking key in the fucking parking fucking lot. fucking. fuck.

and it's 20 dollars for a new one.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING A POTATO.

and i was having such a good day too. *bombs upstairs neighbors who enjoy jumping off the ceiling and raping elephants on their floor and generally i'm surprised they haven't exploded the floor and fallen into my room wtf*

edit: nvm, some nice person exists within this campus and he/she/it found it and gave it to the lost&isfoundz. cause the next day i rushed there in angst and went "OH HAY... HAY GUYZ... HAY... I LOST MY CARD." and the nice lady said "A/S/L" and i said it and she was like "O LOL HERE YOU GO." sadly she didn't get the name of the person who returned it. i would've made out with them.

mom: how come you never have time for anything? what are you doing that takes up so much of your time?
me: ahur. raping little boys.
mom: well stop raping little boys so you can study more.
me: but it's fun. :[
mom: too bad that guy who likes you so much now doesn't know that. if he knew what a pervert you were, he'd run away screaming.
me: BUT MOMMMM. D:

yeah so i'm behind in my studies. i created a schedule for everything and omg my entire week is really, really packed. and i'm gonna skip lots of hot dinners for dry, nasty textbook fiber. :c constipation god will kiss me! :o

that's what i get for running around doing nothing productive instead of studying. 8[ *guts self and sells organs on ebay to get monies for college*

i feel...

i feel...

like absolute shit.

*throws confetti* this shall be my first emo post. after like, the 152 posts here.

tagged by dragon_gypsy:

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

1. this is the first time i cried at college. NO ANNA, I'M NOT COPYING YOU. DDDD8< I MARCH TO THE BEAT OF MY OWN DRUMMER (WHO IS VERY HOT AND BISEXUAL). i have a very good reason to too. but it was like, suppressed tears that still ran down my face and OMG MESSED UP MY EYELINER. but yeah. emo. a lot of emo. like buckets.

2. francis saw me cry. sonny saw me cry. then francis let me cry and bother him in his room while he had like 1 hour left to review for his econ midterm. i think i was very distracting with my angry bouts of "WRRRRRRRRRYYYYY" ok not really. i'm not amusing when i'm sad through heavy breathing and furious brushing away of tears. and i told him i was going to jump out his window (he's on the third floor, which has more of an effect than my first story room). he said no. so i shoved myself into a small corner and sniffled. he told me to not waste my tears over something like that, and i almost said, "what, you want me to waste tears over a BOY?" but i didn't say it cause he was from the male species too. D: and if you anger one, they'll call their homies.

3. then i felt bad for distracting francis' study time so i left and trudged to leslie's dorm to run into her over and over until she felt my pain. and i felt a bit better and i'm gonna have dinner with her (without hayman and dino this time cause i'm not sociable right now). amazingly, she is like my twin cause she is having issues today too. we can cry into our deep fried foods together. and then vomit into the ice cream machine in anger.

4. i didn't get to let out my full angst. so later on i'm gonna punch the crap out of my pillow and scream into it and run into the wall. and repeat it three times. while locking my roommate out of the room so she can't see me be absolute weaksauce without flavor. she'll have to sleep in that guy's room again tonight.

5. now i am looking forward to knott's scary farm cause i'm so pissed/frustrated/emo that if a dude runs up to me and tries to scare me i'll probably be "YOU KNOW WHAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT???? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY ATTEMPT TO SCARE ME CAUSE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS TO URANUS I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS. WHAT. COME BACK HERE BITCH I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON. WHAT THE PHO." and chase him around the park.

6. now, imma gonna try to cheer up. for some reason i get really, really hyber off cranberry juice. IT SAYS NO SUGAR ADDED ON THE SIDE, WTF. but yeah. i drank some before kiet came over to study and i kept beating him up cause he wouldn't take off his shoes in our room because our room was clearly an "asian" room and in asian households, THOSE SHOES BETTAH COME OFF. and now i'm running out of them juices of cranberry. :c

7. i almost joined the thread in 4chan where this person was requesting a ban because midterms were coming up. but then there was CP in it and i didn't want the 4chan party van parked outside my door/window/hall.

8. I HATE LIFE. AND EVERYTHING. EMO. CRAWLING IN MY SKIIINNNNNNNNNNNN. DDDDDD'8 *listens to linkin park to emphasize angsty teenage feelings* X[[[[[

9. OMG I'M 3 OFF FROM THE MEME. BUT I'M STUPID SO IT'S EXPECTED OF ME. *headdesks*

WAS THAT A FUN MEME OR WHAT. YOUR TURN, GUYS. 8DDDD *tags you in your no-no areas*

coonz
drusilla27
cerridwene
floopy3
k_etsuru_i
sorrosa
comettail

AWESOME, MY ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE GONE TONIGHT TO A PARTY. 8DDD WHEN SHE COMES BACK TOMORROW MORNING, EVERYTHING WILL BE BROKEN. DD'8

i should drown my sorrows in sleep or textbooks. i wanna go running but i can't find the gym. D: so i'm gonna run randomly around the dorms. if you see me, tell me i suck.